A Riot in British's Castle

Many times the pirates had asked the Gods about some support for their community, some docks for the Red Skull Bay. In most cases the pirates drew hope from these conversations, as the Gods promised to look into it, and telling us that it probably could be done. However, month after month passed with nothing happened. And while the United Pirates held one event after another for the citizens of Britannia, other less active communities received "Blessings" for their houses and villages. Enough is enough! The pirates decided to take matters into their own hand and call for a riot in Lord British's throne room.

Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Igor: *hic*
Alejandra Herero: *hic*
Hook: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: WE NEED DOCKS!
Hook: PAY ATTENTION GODS
Hawkeye Pike: DA RED SKULL BAY NEEDS DOCKS!

Yellowbeard: *hic*
Igor: Docks fer da pirates!!
Hook: WE WANT DOCKS, OR WE INVADE BRITAIN
Yellowbeard: DA PIRATE GUILD MAKES DA GODS MORE MONEY!!!!
Hawkeye Pike: DOCKS REQUIRED TA OPEN UP SEA ROUTES!
Hook: DOCKS FOR THE JOLLY ROGER
Igor: Arrr, DOCK FER DA PIRATES!!!
Hawkeye Pike: *shakes fist*
Yellowbeard: AND A CANNON!!
Hawkeye Pike: IS LORD BRITISH A CHEAPSKATE?!
Hook: DOCKS FOR DA PIRATES
Igor: *Vandalizes the room*
You see: Lady Counselor Morrigan

Lady Counselor Morrigan: Hail
Hawkeye Pike: Ahoy !
Hawkeye Pike: Da green robed God Kyrianna promis'd us ta give us docks
Hawkeye Pike: *hic*
Hawkeye Pike: Den she left fer good
Hawkeye Pike: Our crew is da oldest pirate crew on Catskills
Lady Counselor Morrigan: I fear I misunderstand - you say a Prophet promised Docks?
Hawkeye Pike: AYE
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *nods*
Hawkeye Pike: 'Twas promis'd to us
Lady Counselor Morrigan: I can ask about it..
Hawkeye Pike: Send da wench here, or we will take over Britain!
Lady Counselor Morrigan: could ye wait one moment, Capt'n?
Hawkeye Pike: Aye
Hook: DOCKS FOR DA PIRATES
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *smiles*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: And by all means- take over Britain if ye wish.. it needs to be remade anyway!
Hawkeye Pike: Very well! We will plunder it and burn it down
You see: Counselor Lady Serephina
Counselor Lady Serephina: Hail
Hawkeye Pike: We been discussin' da docks issue wid da Gods since 9 months now
Igor: *tries to kick down the statue*
Counselor Lady Serephina: A dock may be taken, but we cannot grant you one
Hawkeye Pike: We will burn down Britain and rob all da landlubb'rs
Igor: *crushes what remains of the flowers*
Counselor Lady Serephina: The guards might be upset at that
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *laughs*
Hawkeye Pike: We will chase da guards through da woods in deir underpants
You see: ASRC Braveheart
ASRC Braveheart: Wow... quite a gathering...
ASRC Braveheart: *smiles*
ASRC Braveheart: Greetings pirates!

ASRC Braveheart: I believe I have met some of you before
ASRC Braveheart: I'm ASRC Braveheart and I understand your problem
Hawkeye Pike: Ahoy!
ASRC Braveheart: What seer is your... err.. patron seer?
Hawkeye Pike: Kyrianna
ASRC Braveheart: Ahh! Kyrianna...
Hawkeye Pike: She promis'd us docks some months ago
ASRC Braveheart: Never got?
Hawkeye Pike: *farts*
Hawkeye Pike: Nay
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *looks at Hawkeye in Disgust and grins*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: that was a good one!
Hawkeye Pike: *burps*
Counselor Lady Serephina: *sniff the air and makes a face*
ASRC Braveheart: Hmm
ASRC Braveheart: *checks IRC*
ASRC Braveheart: Kyrianna isn't on this minute, so I can't ask her to come...
ASRC Braveheart: *sees if he can get an email for her*
Hawkeye Pike: We once took Trinsic, and we will make Britain ours as well!
ASRC Braveheart: Hmmm. Sounds like you mean business....
ASRC Braveheart: *sits and thinks a moment*
Hawkeye Pike: Our fleet has grown mighty
ASRC Braveheart: Pirates deserve docks. Its only right
ASRC Braveheart: Pirates need ships. Ships need docks. Common sense
Hawkeye Pike: Our ships have no more room in da Red Skull Bay
ASRC Braveheart: *nods*
ASRC Braveheart: A large fleet
Hawkeye Pike: It's da mightiest fleet in Britann'a
Hawkeye Pike: *boasts*
ASRC Braveheart: and I'm sure the docks promised you can be gotten...
ASRC Braveheart: I just need to find seer Kyrianna
ASRC Braveheart: Shes a very nice person that I've worked with before
ASRC Braveheart: and I'm sure if she promised you something that we can do something
Hawkeye Pike: Arr well, I hope so.
Hawkeye Pike: Oth'rwise Britain shall hav' a bad time!
Hawkeye Pike: Harhar
ASRC Braveheart: *Checks his address book*
Hawkeye Pike: *throws a fish steak at Hook*
You see: Counselor Odinn
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *sketches two pictures*
Hook: YE CAN NO LONGER IGNORE US
ASRC Braveheart: I'm not!
Counselor Odinn: Oh my.
Hawkeye Pike: *farts*
ASRC Braveheart: I'm trying to do something!
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *nods to Serephina*
Counselor Odinn: Ahoy there!
ASRC Braveheart: Just gimme a minute! Arr!!!
Counselor Odinn: Whut might a landlubber like mesself assist?
ASRC Braveheart: Okay
ASRC Braveheart: I think I've found an email for Kyrianna and she'll most likely be around later this eve
ASRC Braveheart: I can see if I can find out when she will be on
Counselor Odinn: *Contemplates some Rum...*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *looks in her robes for some Ale*
ASRC Braveheart: You planning on taking this throneroom all night?
Hawkeye Pike: Nay, not all night
Counselor Odinn: Ar, me be takin some more landlubber calls...
ASRC Braveheart: But possibly for an hour or so?
Hawkeye Pike: Yea, possibly an hour
ASRC Braveheart: *nods*
ASRC Braveheart: *Gets name and ID*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *sniffs an ale bottle, and nearly passes out from that*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: WOW- thats STRONG!
Hawkeye Pike: It's brewn in da Red Skull Bay by Thrim, our Deputy Admiral
ASRC Braveheart: I got your information as to how to look you up
ASRC Braveheart: What I'm gonna do is when Kyrianna gets on, I'm gonna ask her about it
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *takes a sip and almost falls over, leans against the wall*
Lady Counselor Morrigan: good for cleaning the hold, and killin braincells, eh Hook?
ASRC Braveheart: and perhaps send an email as well
ASRC Braveheart: She is usually on later in the evenings, thats when I see her most
ASRC Braveheart: You'll find a number to reach me at will flash through your brain suddenly
Lady Counselor Morrigan: *raises hand, and also holds up sketch pad*
ASRC Braveheart: Thats my business number
Counselor Lady Serephina: *peers at the bottles littering the throne room*
ASRC Braveheart: I'm going to take my leave here
ASRC Braveheart: Our green robed friend will be on this eve to see what we can do about your dock

07/99

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