Ale, Dice and Blood

A report from Hawkeye Pike, pirate of Buccaneer's Den:

ast nite a crew of pirates joined me on a pub crawl in Trinsic. Da Keg and Anchor serves some really good ale as ye know, so we sat dere, drank and threw da dice.

Soon da regular ting happened, landlubbers from Trinsic were gatherin' outside da tavern, in full armor and on horses. When I stepped outside ta enlighten me bladder and watch Virgil huntin' down an orc, da Trinsic landlubbers addressed me in a not too polite way tellin' me ta lower me weapons. After pullin' up me pants I told dem dat I haven't even raised me weapons yet, and decided ta ignore dem. Wut followed were further insults which lead to me mountin' me ostard and fartin' into deir faces. Well, ye can imagine now wut happened afterwards.

After da Paladeens o' Trinsic had gathered deir belongings from deir corpses and retreated, we finally could continue wid our dice game. At dis time I was in a really bad mood, as I lost 150 gold coins ta Mucknog, dis lucky pirate bastard. Harhar! Dis was when suddenly a group of armed dark knights frum da Black Rose Soshiety appeared in our tavern. Obviously da Paladins had called fer help.

Ta make it short: Deir mage fell first, da other ones collapsed one by one in da dust of Trinsic roads. Wut can I say? Us pyrates are peaceful and merry people, who dun't wanna do nuthin' but drink ale, play games and enjoy deir freedom. And it is da freedom to do wutever we want which can't be taken frum us, by no landlubber army of Britannia.

02/2001

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