The Wrasslin Knights of Naming

fter another hunting adventures near Trinsic, I reached the southern city gate and ran into a mob of strange people. I watched them for a few minutes from a safety distance, and saw them attacking a knight who wanted to get into town. Fortunately, the mob was unarmed and weak and the knight was strong enough to force his way through those agressive people. I was tired of waiting, so I decided to leave my hiding place and approach the bride which I had to cross in order to enter Trinsic. The mob crowded in front of the bridge and was blocking the path into the city. I noticed that almost everyone of them was of dishonorable reputation. Then suddenly some of them started to swear at me and approached me with raised fists. I lifted my sword and when the first one attacked me with his bare hands, I hit him a few times until his blood was splashing to the ground. Did these people try to commit suicide?
I had to be careful about not getting into trouble with Lord British's guards, so I retreated. Two of these insane wrestlers followed me, still offensive. I decided to hide. When I suddenly had vanished, they seemed a little confused. Suddenly I broke from my hiding place and started to run towards the bridge. They followed me at once. Before they could continue to insult me, two dead bodies dropped to the ground. The others seemed to be quite upset about this, and I took the opportunity to finally enter the town.

A few weeks later I found the following news in a Britannian Event Newspaper:

THE WRASSLIN KNIGHTS OF NAMING

"The world is filled with people of ill repute... we know them by their poor choice of names... they are the one that you think 'I should kill this person just on principle' but hesitate because you will be penalized in notoriety... you guessed it... they are the terrible named ones!!! The ones with names like BILBO, Gandalf, or could it be DaRtH VaDeR? Yes, we must rid the world of these offensive players! Unite to end their (and our) suffering! Meet at the south beach in Trinsic, at 9:00 EST on the 10th of Feb. (on the CATSKILLS shard) for the WWF WRASSLIN KNIGHTS OF NAMING Quest! The point is to have a mob scene running rampant through the streets... then to wreak havoc in the dungeon. When (or if) we succeed and get out of the dungeon with our lives, we can then return to Trinsic and give the loot to charity. Chances are though, that not many will live, unless we are better wrestlers than I assume. (which we are not)"
With this auspicious beginning, the Mob of WWF Knights of Naming began their quest on Tuesday night. A few unlucky ones with bad names got in the way, and even dared to try to use weapons... we quickly put an end to that nonsense. Mr. T was a nightmare to behold... he was a wrasslin inferno!

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